Horacio Ramirez of the 2009 Kansas City Royals threw left-handed, played on a losing team, played in Kauffman Stadium, and was born in California.

• salary ($1.8M)
• achievement score (-2.0 see References)
• assists (2)
• complete games (0)
• double plays (0)
• games finished (1)
• games played (19)
• games started (1)
• innings pitched (22.7)
• putouts (4)
• saves (0)
• shutouts (0)
• strikeouts (13)
• wins (0)
• balks (0)
• earned runs (15)
• errors (0)
• hit by pitch (0)
• hits (27)
• homers given up (3)
• intentional walks (3)
• losses (2)
• runs allowed (16)
• walks (11)
• wild pitches (1)
• age (30 yrs)
• batters faced (104)
• height (6'1")
• weight (220 lbs)

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